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Ramblings and Testimonies

praisethewarmachine:

Everything Tommy Wiseau does is like the beginning part of porn but the porn never happens and the beginning just extends throughout the entirety of the runtime

July  27   ( 2824 )   via   /   source   +

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

And then there’s Europa Report. Bring you the worst of both worlds

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Why am I not hearing more freak out about this?

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todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

July  26   ( 99423 )   via   /   source   +

cr1me:

one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence

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ralfmaximus:

bobbycaputo:

Mind-Blowing TV Spot Recreates Six Iconic Images in One Uninterrupted Shot

No CGI. It’s all practical work. Sploosh.

I’ve never fallen for an ad harder.

July  25   ( 55415 )   via   /   source   +

the holds of skyrim

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presidentbillclinton:

official-babe:

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

Okay I’ve seen this post at least 5 times. If I’m in the aforementioned zone with you submit a photo of Michael Cera to me on anon.

do this

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bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

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"Episode 8 will introduced Francis Dollarhyde"

-Bryan Fuller (via marquessofpembroke)

Ohhh my god. Ohhh ,y god. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh THERE IT IS THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. OH MY GOD. EAYEAYEYAYEAHEYAHEY EYAEAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAS. I FOOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. YEAH. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I FOUNDI IT FINALLY!!!!! YEAH!!!!! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT. OH MY GODO. HOH MY GOD. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. TAKE A LOOK AT HTIS EVERBODY. A LIVE SHINY PONYTA IN MY LEAF GREEN VERSION. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I FINALLY GOT IT. OH MY GOD my heart is beating 100 miles per hour. i was listening to my favorite band once again. Sum 41. No Reason. Live in Ontario 2005. after 25968 encounters I HAVE FINALLY GOT IT OH My god corre al gol, lo va a patear yyyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL!!!!!……QUE GOLAZOOOOO!!!! *churns butter very quickly*

July  24   ( 599 )   via   /   source   +

Whenever I see people reblogging something about “i’m so close to my next hundred” it reminds me people on this site actually get followers instead of just sitting here with same number of people ignoring them

July  24   ( 2 )   +

thebanegrimm:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

noctom-poetom:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

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